I almost became the star of my very own “only at Walmart” video. I know there is a video out there somewhere … I saw my sister’s friend with her phone.. It’s only under the threat of telling “dad” that it’s been kept locked away…
While out on a coupon shop with my sister and a friend of hers, I sort of went off on another shopper. Well, not really sort of, there was no mistaking it, I drew quite an audience.
As we were shopping in the toothpaste isle (yes, more toothpaste, sigh), my sister reached around a young man, who was talking to a friend, to grab some tubes. The young man moved out of the way, and said something to my sister.
She laughed and responded to him that she had a boyfriend, thanks…
This resulted in a little lighthearted banter… Until this stoned asshole tried to tell her that his c**k could satisfy her better than her boyfriends…
Well that my friends is what started it all. Surprisingly my sister went to walk away (which is not at all like her), me, not so much.
I went up one side of him and down the other. His fake Jamaican accent was no match for a pissed off mom…
When I was done, there was an isle full of shoppers enjoying the show, and my sisters friend with her phone out…
We laughed about the incident and it actually made the shopping trip that much more tolerable, if that is believable.
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